- high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
- high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
- school administrator: shit shit
- high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
- school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
- high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
- high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
- high school boy: /explodes
when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
One time I was finishing up paying at a grocery store and the cashier started talking about some conspiracy theory and I just grabbed my bags and ran away from the crazy.
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
and all you need to know about american education is that that same man is a public school teacher. and a brilliant one at that