mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

BREAKING: Here’s the tweet that could lead to a new grand jury in Ferguson, MO. 
#Ferguson: @shaunking took screenshot of tweeter @thesusannichols who claims to know juror on #MikeBrown #DarrenWilson grand jury & appears to be receiving leaked information. King says that within seconds of posting this, her friends told her to delete it & she did but not before it was screenshotted. She has since deleted her entire account but King says they checked & she is indeed a #STL resident w/ years’ worth of tweets from there. “If true, her tweet not only reveals a leak in the grand jury, but gives us an ugly glimpse into how things have gone so far. This person who posted it on twitter & her contact on the grand jury must be fully & completely investigated & removed if it’s true.”-@shaunking

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

BREAKING: Here’s the tweet that could lead to a new grand jury in Ferguson, MO. 

#Ferguson@shaunking took screenshot of tweeter @thesusannichols who claims to know juror on #MikeBrown #DarrenWilson grand jury & appears to be receiving leaked information. King says that within seconds of posting this, her friends told her to delete it & she did but not before it was screenshotted. She has since deleted her entire account but King says they checked & she is indeed a #STL resident w/ years’ worth of tweets from there. “If true, her tweet not only reveals a leak in the grand jury, but gives us an ugly glimpse into how things have gone so far. This person who posted it on twitter & her contact on the grand jury must be fully & completely investigated & removed if it’s true.”-@shaunking

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"VIVA LA PLUTO"

— Everyone who stuck with Pluto damnit (via plutokiid)

We NEED Pluto. Otherwise the chant I learned in elementary school is useless.

My (Mercury)
Very (Venus)
Excellent (Earth)
Mother (Mars)
Just (Jupiter)
Served (Saturn)
Us (Uranus)
Nine (Neptune)
Pizzas (Pluto)

(via thatgeekamanda)

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

(Source: steinbecks, via jessehimself)

For my friend thatgeekamanda who is having a rough time. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY!

bookoisseur:

Creepppppy

(Source: dork-larue)

bookoisseur:

STILL MAKES ME CACKLE

(Source: dboybaker)

(Source: humorstop, via thatgeekamanda)

  • high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
  • high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
  • school administrator: shit shit
  • high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
  • school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
  • high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
  • high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
  • high school boy: /explodes

(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via theacademy)

s-squishysquibbles:

things not needed to live a happy life

  • a sexual relationship
  • a romantic relationship

things absolutely needed to live a happy life

  • halloween themed sugar cookies

(Source: s-spookysquibbles, via i-am-the-lordofthebears)

*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

dammit-damara:

sixpathsofbrule:

coalgirls:

*images dont load*
*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

*uses 2 gigs of data*

*cries in public because tumblr mobile ruins lives*

(via i-am-the-lordofthebears)

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

image

One time I was finishing up paying at a grocery store and the cashier started talking about some conspiracy theory and I just grabbed my bags and ran away from the crazy.

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twerkspotting:

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

and all you need to know about american education is that that same man is a public school teacher. and a brilliant one at that

(via thatgeekamanda)

youbeautifulfuckingcreature:

gaystripclub:

alwaysblameitonthenargles:

I love how Snape’s just standing there like what

and slughorn is just like oh dear what should i do like he just seems so distressed 

my favorite is Dumbledore… he looks like his favorite program just came on

(Source: remusjohnslupin, via ravioliraviolidickioli)